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Sun | November 20, 2005

My Sunday Introspection

If I were a nun, I would buy rockets. Then I would challenge the Flying nun (aka Sister Bertrille) to an all nun air race. I would likely win the race because I have rockets while the flying nun only has large flaps on her hat, and because I would pay the other nuns to beat up the Flying nun before the race starts.

Posted by Dan at November 20, 2005 10:23 PM

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If I were a nun, I'd sew ribbons on my penguinesque garb. I'd write stories with racy subtexts.

Posted by: Lily at November 21, 2005 10:21 PM

I would be a piƱata as a nun dressed in concrete so the neighborhood kids could swing away at me. Then, they would give up and say, "Forget it. He's a hard habit to break."

Posted by: Heru at November 21, 2005 11:26 PM

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